people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
Take an umbrella out it’s raining.
text me when you’re home safe
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
BATMAN DOING DRESSAGE
I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE
Whose idea was this
im gonna hit the hay
- Walk around Nazareth
- Become friends with Messiah
YOU FUCKING DONUT
- what I say: nice shirt
- what I mean: duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM
do i want to do a masters in social work???
I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
I do not have the power within me to not reblog this.
finally, in all my days of tumblr, I have come across the reaso for my existence