liz lemon is all of us
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
THERES A WATCH I WANT BUT ITS 200 DOLLARS
I WANT IT
i want it :[
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
IM FUCKIN CRYING
She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.
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