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postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

3 hours ago with 348,782 notes

they1975:

mu-sical:

you told me you loved me

why did you leave me alone?

THIS IS SOS GOOD

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sea-dilemma:

Because this country values sports over intelligence.

sea-dilemma:

Because this country values sports over intelligence.

3 hours ago with 95,748 notes

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

6 hours ago with 109,972 notes
6sister6sin6:

loljewlol:

felinspookydough:

karkatcarrotcake:

sweetchildofdixie:

ftmark:

holygrails:

spuddruckers:







God I love Tumblr.





THE LAST FUCKING ONE

SHIT

6sister6sin6:

loljewlol:

felinspookydough:

karkatcarrotcake:

sweetchildofdixie:

ftmark:

holygrails:

spuddruckers:

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God I love Tumblr.

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THE LAST FUCKING ONE

SHIT

8 hours ago with 636,751 notes

holdyourghost:

welcometothepokemoncenter:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT GOODWILL

omg please watch this

9 hours ago with 47,175 notes
dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

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zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

18 hours ago with 34,057 notes

Last Person That:
Slept in a bed beside you? julie probs 
Saw you cry?: oh god idk, my mom? years ago? 
You went to the movies with? hailey (it was that long ago), but i did take groups of 20+ kids to the theater during camp and that was terrifying
You went out to dinner with? parents

Would You Rather:
Pierce your nose or your tongue? nose, tongue sounds like sad infection time 
Be serious or be funny? funny
Drink whole or skimmed milk? skim
Die in a fire or drowning? drown probs but neither if i can help it haha 
Spend time with your parent(s) or enemies? parents

Are You?:
Simple or complicated? simple
Straight, gay or bisexual? straight
Tall or short? tall
Right handed or left handed? right
A lover of music or a lover of books? books but music is cool too 

Do You Prefer?:
Flowers or sweets? candyyy 
Grey or black? black
Colour photos or black-and-white photos? color
Sunrise or sunset? sunset
M&Ms or Skittles? m&ms 
Staying up late or waking up early? staying up late
Sun or moon? moon
Winter or Autumn? autumn
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? best friends
Rainy or sunny? cloudy! 
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolateee 
Vodka or Jack? vodka

About You:
What time is it? 8:17pm
Name? nicole 
Nicknames? nick, nicky, nicknack xD 
When is your birthday? july 23
What do you want? my bread to turn out nicely and my own coffee mug so i don’t have to keep borrowing my mom’s 
How many kids do you want? two maybe? not sure
What would you name a girl?: genuinely no idea 
What would you name a boy? mitchell, which is a family name, but i also like most kind of biblical/british royalty male names 
You want to get married? mhm! 
What kind of music do you like? kind of whatever strikes my fancy! 

Unique:
Nervous habits? cracking my knuckles, messing with my hair, playing with my jewelry, checking my phone like it’s the most important thing in the world 
Are you double-jointed? nopesies
Can you roll your tongue? yes
Can you raise one eyebrow? yep
Can you cross your eyes? yeah

Random:
Which shoe goes on first? whichever i pick up first
Ever thrown something at someone? yeah haha 
On average, how much money do you carry with you? just my credit card usually but sometimes i’ll have a 5 or something 
What jewellery do you wear? watch
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? depends, usually both 
Have you ever eaten Spam? no
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? i think like 6, my dad really likes cereal
Can you cook? not really but i cooked a whole meal tonight! 

Last:
Alcoholic beverage? peach champagne
Car ride? to the grocery store 
Song played? “smother” by daughter 
Person you saw? cashier at the grocery store 
Time you cried? few days ago 
Fight? no idea, maybe like this time last year 

21 hours ago with 61,671 notes
gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip, June 09, 2014 on GoComics.com)

gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip, June 09, 2014 on GoComics.com)

22 hours ago with 77,528 notes
Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douchebag in tin foil.

— Sansa Stark, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

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