2 hours ago with 4,764 notes

sheriffsnorlax:

liz lemon is all of us

3 hours ago with 5,616 notes

g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

3 hours ago with 145,552 notes
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longhornbambam:

100% accurate

longhornbambam:

100% accurate

3 hours ago with 32,183 notes
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futuresaad:

this is the best twitter account ever

3 hours ago with 28,085 notes

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

3 hours ago with 584,488 notes
kazu-kuns-corner:

sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

finally

"It’sugar"

kazu-kuns-corner:

sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

finally

"It’sugar"

3 hours ago with 26,991 notes
6 hours ago with 1,611 notes

THERES A WATCH I WANT BUT ITS 200 DOLLARS 

I WANT IT 

i want it :[ 

9 hours ago with 1 note

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

9 hours ago with 287,424 notes

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

10 hours ago with 60,599 notes

gay-of-demonic-charm:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

Is this a night vale singles ad

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